Rubbish London football team Chelsea are releasing a 'players top 20' album just in time to fill the stockings of their wretched fans.

Tracklisting:

1. Shaun Wright-Phillips - Kelis - Milkshake
2. John Terry - Luther Vandross - So Amazing
3. Ricardo Carvalho - Stone Roses - Fools Gold
4. Michael Essien - Jay Z - Hard Knock Life (Ghetton Anthem)
5. Paulo Ferreria - Mylo - In My Arms
6. Joe Cole - Spandau Ballet - Gold
7. Robert Huth - Marvin Gaye - Lets Get it On
8. Lenny Pidgley - Usher - You Make Me Wanna
9. Eidur Gudjohnsen - KC & Jo Jo - All My Life
10. Carlo Cudicini - Groove Armada - I See You Baby (Fatboy Slim Radio Edit)
11. Didier Drogba - Aailyah -Back & Forth
12. Petr Cech - R Kelly - I believe I can Fly
13. Frank Lampard - Lionel Richie - Stuck on You
14. Damien Duff - Christy Moore - Joxter Goes to Stuttgart
15. Hernan Crespo - Jamiroquai - Seven Days in Sunny June
16. Asier Del Horno - Kings Of Leon - California Waiting
17. Geremi - Toni Braxton - You’re Makin’ Me High
18. Lassana Diarra- Blu Cantrell - Breathe (Featuring Sean Paul)
19. Arjen Robben - Europe -The Final Countdown
20. Jose Mourinho - Bryan Adams -Run To You

Note how the English contribution is the worst (Joe Cole, Frank Lampard and John Terry), which is surprising. Only Asier Del Horno comes out of it all with any credibility intact.

As Gennaro Castaldo, of music retailers HMV, said: "I cannot see it setting the world alight. I think Madonna and Westlife can rest easy"

Indeed.

So what do you think SHOULD have been on this album? Leave a comment.